Crime of the Angry Squirrels
Early Saturday morning, officer Poe wakes up to find a bunch of terrifying squirrels hovering over him ready to attack, and thats all he can remember. He was badly injured and is now in the hospital. He will remain so until the other police get rid of the squirrels. Why these squirrels were so angry, we do not not yet know. We are not even sure where they came from, or how they got in. If you have anymore information, please comment below.